We always hear “the rules” from the female side. Now here are the rules
from the male side. These are our rules! Please note … these are all
numbered “1″ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it
down.
You don’t hear us complaining about your leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s
what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us
to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and
one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 6 colors plus black and white.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” we will act like
nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer
you don’t want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine…Really.

1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as Motorcycles, Stereos, or Sports.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men
really don’t mind that? It’s like camping out.

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 i’m leaving for cambodia in a couple of days.. any special request for sovereign?? and by the way relics from angkor wat is not a soveregin. if i get caught, it will be the death penality. HAHAHA

1. you’re losing weight

2. finish the 10k before me

3. black. ur only colour

4. your stupidity??

5. why the hell is tt fat guy surrounded by all the better looking girls in this class?? it was the first few days of 0611g.

6. dog?? ur jester??

7. are u bulimic or aneroxi? do u really still believe in god??

aza:

1. have u done the thing with white trash??

2. run around orchard road topless

3. black. cause of ur black ass

4. you’re damn easy to bully and make fun of. HAHAHAHA

5. that is one huge ass u have. HAHAHAH. i think it was in sec 1 when we were stripping u.. we seem to be still doing it now.. HAHAHAHA

6. ur cat. have u finally learnt how to make ur cat cum??

7. ur parents till think u’re gay??

1. i’ll respond with something random about you.

2. i’ll challenge you to try something.

3. i’ll pick a colour that i associate with you.

4. i’ll tell you something i like about you.

5. i’ll tell you my first/clearest memory about you.

6. i’ll tell you what animal you remind me of.

7. i’ll ask you something i’ve always wanted to ask you.

8. you must post this on yours.

michelle:

1. black belt leh!!! but too bad you dont dare to continue improving on ur skills.

2.  i challenge you to score 5As for A level!!

3. red. you are always carrying your red bag that has a hole in it. haha

4. i like funny people. and i think you are kinda funny.

5. i cant rmb the first thing that came to my mind when i saw u. but the clearest memory was when u hugged my leg in sem rm 1.

6. dog ah?? u quite crazy about dogs one right. haha

7. why u didnt get retained ah?? HAHAHAHA

lynette:

1. self proclaimed the cutiest girl in the world??

2. i challenge u to score 3.9 in ur poly exams!!!

3. black!! i always see u in black!!

4. entertaining!!! hahaha.. i dont think i was bored when u are around..

5. your first lame comment to me. its eating lesson now. when we were in MI and i finally turned up for lessons after 4 days. i asked u what lesson is it now. and u told me its eating lesson.

6. stitch. i dunno is it considered an animal or not la. but i know u like the creature alot. hahah

7. why are u always so high?? actually, i’ve asked u this before. but u never answered me. AHAHHAHA

if you tag on my blog ..

1. i’ll respond with something random about you.

2. i’ll challenge you to try something.

3. i’ll pick a colour that i associate with you.

4. i’ll tell you something i like about you.

5. i’ll tell you my first/clearest memory about you.

6. i’ll tell you what animal you remind me of.

7. i’ll ask you something i’ve always wanted to ask you.

8. you must post this on yours.

ALL OF YOU ARE TO DO MY ”TRUE FRIENDS QUIZ”!!!

1) i want to be a millionhair by 30
2) i think that fires and knifes are like totally cool
3) i want Master Jedia Master Yoda to be my teacher
4) i am scared of femine guys/gays/hetrosexual/new urban male people
5) i was a smoker for 30 seconds of my life
6) i am actually satan’s master
7) i have plans to create havock everywhere i go
i have plans to take over the world
9) i have plans to conquer the world
10) i am damn sunburnt right now

I tagged…
1) anyone who wants to do this
2) anyone who thinks that this is cool
3) anyone who thinks that this is retarded
4) anyone who admires weejie and wants to be like him
5) anyone who adores weejie
6) anyone who thinks that weejie is seriously, out-of-this-world-ly, mighty, uber, super duper, amazingly, crazyly cute and adorable

You are The Emperor

Stability, power, protection, realization; a great person.

The Emperor is the great authority figure of the Tarot, so it represents
fathers, father-figures and employers. There is a lot of aggression and violence
too.

The Emperor naturally follows the Empress. Like an infant, he is filled with enthuiasm, energy, aggression. He is direct, guileless and all too often irresistible. Unfortunately, like a baby he can also be a tyrant. Impatient, demanding, controlling. In the best of circumstances, he signifies the leader that everyone wants to follow, sitting on a throne that indicates the solid foundation of an Empire he created, loves and rules with intelligence and enthusiasm. But that throne can also be a trap, a responsibility that has the Emperor feeling restless, bored and discontent.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

today’s mother’s day!!!

for the first time, we went out to eat!!! DIM SUM!!!! its my virgin experience eating dim sum at a restraunt ok!! it was at Ah Yat seafood restraunt.. for those of you who have never been there.. DON’T GO THERE!!!! THE SERVICE IS HORRIBLE!!! ITS HORRIBLE I TELL YOU!!!

we waited for 1hour before they decided to tell us that it was the last order of the day!! we waited for bloody one hour for the dimsum to come and before it comes they tell us that they are taking the last order of the day??!?!?!?

so.. we decided to give them a bit of hell.. hehehehe.. from playing punk with their chef, to playing punk with the manager, and the waiters/waiteress, to smoking outside their shop.. oh and my mum and aunts came up with a jingle for the restraunt.. HAHAH.. and all of us decided to screw with them by being the last to leave the place.. it was so bloodly late that you can see the waiters lying on chairs.. HAHAHAHA..

anyway, i came across a friend’s blog.. and she said tt she loved study her course in uni cause of the things she can discover.. one of which is this quote, by some guy..  BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT MEANS??!?!?!

In the stillest moment on your night, you must ask yourself a question:
If it were denied to you to create, would you truely die?

- Rainer Marie Rilke

BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT MEANS??!?!?!
can someone care to explain it to me.. please.. pretty please..